靠,NN的,格式怎么变这样?!..~

某某给老娘仔细地一条条看完..违反一条你都会死得很惨..>_<闵龙,,我可以很负责任地告诉你..~

01)我哭,无论什么原因不管是不是你的错,你都一定要哄我..~
02)我发脾气甩你电话,其实是想你立刻打电话来哄我..~
03)我见到帅哥都会观望,这是天生的..~
04)我牢骚你,都是因为我关心你和紧张你,不然我根本不会理你..~                                                                                                                                         05)所有各种纪念日跟生日,你必须全部都记得..~                                                                                                                                                                  06)每天去任何地方都要call我或message我,告诉我你的位置以及跟谁一起,让我清楚你的行踪..~                                                                                     07)我所有的大大小小的事情都要跟你分享,虽然你不一定感兴趣但是你一定要认真听我诉叙完..~                                                                                      08)你要留意我身上任何一点小改变,要经常夸我漂亮可爱身材好..~                                                                                                                                         09)有很多事我不是不懂得做,只是不想做就假装不会..~                                                                                                                                                      10)我喜欢有事没事地发神经闹脾气,你要懂得理解和包容我..~                                                                                                                                            11)未来我不需要你养我,但你一定要具备养得起我的能力..~                                                                                                                                              12)在朋友面前,我希望你可以表现得比平时更疼爱我和紧张我的样子..~
13)不要老是在我问你去哪里比较好的时候说"随便",这不等于是你在迁就我,只表示你没有心思跟我约会..~
14)大男人不等于霸道,温柔不等于没主见,潇洒不等于没交代..~                                                                                                                                          15)我很没耐性,也讨厌等待,不要让我做等你超过5分钟以上的事..~                                                                                                                                    16)我会非常介意你有一些不良嗜好的"兄弟老友",认为他们一定会把你给带坏..~                                                                                                                   17)我有关系很铁的男生朋友很正常..~　　                                                                                                                                                                        18)我希望你周围的女同学之类的全部都是太太,大婶,丑女或肥婆..~
19)我很有兴趣想知道你跟你旧女友之间的事,愈详尽愈好..~                                                                                                                                              20)不要轻易和女生打招呼,笑或表现出很礼貌的举动,不认识的人别理..~                                                                                                                                  21)我不说话时准没好事,要马上来哄我..~　　                                                                                                                                                                   22)如果我跟你说要减肥,其实最想听到你跟我说:"你一点儿都不胖,不用减肥啦,我喜欢..~" 　　                                                                                         23)无论我们谈恋爱多久了,我都渴望你时常带给我惊喜..~ 
24)你要经常对我说"老婆我爱你",否则我会假设你不爱我..~                                                                                                                                              25)我做错事或闯祸的时候教训我不要紧,最重要的是在那之后要哄我亲我..~                                                                                                                      26)不要随便在公众场合撇下我一人..~
27)我生气的时候说不要再找我,其实不是要你不找我,而是要你哄我..~
28)不要在我面前说其他女生,而且最好不要与旧女友有任何一点点的联系..~
29)口是心非是我的专长,尤其生气时大多数时候都是在说假话,不去就是去,不要就是要,不好就是好的意思..~
30)发脾气时要立刻哄我,不要给时间让我冷静,其实我完全不需要时间冷静..~
31)我说过喜欢的东西,你不用全部都送给我.但最少在特别的日子送其中的一,两件给我,让我知道你有把我说过的话放在心上..~
32)偶尔大男子主义,偶尔孩子气撒个小娇也不错..~                                                                                                                                                            33)我爱的东西一定要舍得为我花钱买给我..~
34)你所有的朋友我都要认识,可以陪自己的朋友,但一定要重色轻友,什么都以我为重..~
35)我说有一首歌很好听,希望你会留意歌词,因为事实上我是想凭歌寄意..~
36)购物是女人的天性,请不要阻止或对我的购物行动有什么意见,最好陪我一起..~                                                                                                              37)我任性惯了,会经常小孩子气,要懂得宠我疼我包容我照顾好我..~                                                                                                                                   38)与你有关的什么事情,大大小小零零碎碎都要第一时间告诉我..~                                                                                                                                    39)我喜欢什么不喜欢什么,你都要知道得清清楚楚..~                                                                                                                                                         40)最后总之,老婆我说的什么都是对的,你要懂得欣赏和迁就我..~

OK..that's all..~ 老公,understand?!..~

PS: 3月25号,30号考试,我要闭关清修ing,,好好学习..~   

^^老公,,回国在家一定要乖噢..要记得想我,,-_-每天你不主动联系我的话,我绝不会打给你,哼!..~